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  • HAIL SEITAN'S KEBAB SWEATSHIRT

    HAIL SEITAN’S KEBAB SWEATSHIRT

    £29.00

    You can’t beat a dirty vegan kebab, all hail seitan! .: Stylish fit .: 80% Soft cotton; 20% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Medium Heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)) .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size S M L XL 2XL Width, in 20.48 22.05 23.63 25.2 26.78…

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  • MADÖNER TEE

    MADÖNER TEE

    £20.00

    Ever wondered what popstars eat? Kebabs, obviously. Our MADÖNER T-Shirt is a custom design, illustrated by our lovely Steph, and is available in 3 dashing colours. More deetz: – Classic fit – 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colours) – Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) – Tear away label – Runs true to…

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  • MADÖNER SWEATSHIRT

    MADÖNER SWEATSHIRT

    £29.00

    Ever wondered what popstars eat? Kebabs, obviously. Our MADÖNER Sweatshirt is a custom design, illustrated by our lovely Steph, and is available in many lovely colours – take your pick! More deetz: – Stylish fit – 80% Soft cotton; 20% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors) – Medium Heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))…

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  • HAIL SEITAN'S KEBAB MUG

    HAIL SEITAN’S KEBAB MUG

    £12.00

    Ever wondered what 90’s Madonna would look like scranning a dirty kebab? Look no further, it’s only available on a flippin’ mug! More deetz: – White ceramic – 11 oz (0.33 l) – Rounded corners – C-Handle

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  • HAIL SEITAN'S KEBAB TEE

    HAIL SEITAN’S KEBAB TEE

    £20.00

    You can’t beat a dirty vegan kebab, all hail seitan! .: Classic fit .: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18 20 21.97 23.98 25.99 28…

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  • MADÖNER TOTE BAG (DARK BLUE)

    MADÖNER TOTE BAG (DARK BLUE)

    £15.00

    Ever wondered what popstars eat? Kebabs, obviously. Our MADÖNER Tote is a custom design, illustrated by our lovely Steph, printed onto 100% cotton with cross stitched handles. One Size Width, in 14.97 Height, in 16.54 Handle width, in 0.79 Handle height, in 12.21

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  • MADÖNER TOTE BAG (MAROON)

    MADÖNER TOTE BAG (MAROON)

    £15.00

    Ever wondered what popstars eat? Kebabs, obviously. Our MADÖNER Tote is a custom design, illustrated by our lovely Steph, printed onto 100% cotton with cross stitched handles. One Size Width, in 14.97 Height, in 16.54 Handle width, in 0.79 Handle height, in 12.21

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  • HAIL SEITAN'S KEBAB TOTE BAG

    HAIL SEITAN’S KEBAB TOTE BAG

    £15.00

    These long handle full-color tote bags are great for all your grab and go needs. They feature cross stitching on handles for more stability, are suitable for embroidery, screenprint, and transfer printing so you can customize them however you like. They are made of 100% cotton fabric. .: 100% cotton.: One size.: Multiple color options.:…

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